Beggars flying private jets

Memo to U.S. companies seeking a bailout: When visiting Congress to ask for money, leave the private jets at home.

Screenwriting notes for the uncreative mind

Writer for Sex and the City shares how she writes

Pretty useful information, even for writing in general. Especially the portions on First Drafts, or Vomit Drafts. I found myself writing less because I spend too much time trying to get it right the first time round. Really zaps your energy away. Learning to write something, even crap, can be useful.

I’ll add more here if I manage to find any.

Familiar notes…

So it’s quite amazing to see juniors walking around, carrying a stack of familiar notes that I posted almost a year ago.

Sorry guys, no exams goodies for year 3 because I am too lazy to prepare them. Anyway, the courses this year aren’t exactly very academic as well.

Anyway, here’s an important quiz you need to score well in before you sit for your communication history exam tomorrow!


After so much preparation for the coming exam, how much do you really know about the history of communication?

1) How many finger(s) did Norbert Wiener trail on the walls on his Wiener-wegs?

a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
e) 5

2) What is the middle name of Robert K. Merton?

a) King
b) Kenneth
c) Keith
d) Kennedy
e) Kuhn

3) What does Carl Hovland hate?

a) Rice
b) Chicken
c) Crab
d) Fish
e) Lewin

4) What did Mr and Mrs Lazarsfeld and Mr and Mrs Merton have for their first meal together?

a) Champagne and caviar
b) Sake and sashimi
c) Red wine and pasta
d) White wine and steak
e) Coffee and salad

5) How many languages did Leo Wiener speak?

a) 10
b) 20
c) 30
d) 40
e) 50

6) Who was closest to becoming a star in Hollywood?

a) Carl Hovland
b) Kurt Lewin
c) Paul Lazarsfeld
d) Robert Merton
e) Norbert Wiener

7) Who committed suicide?

a) Carl G. Jung
b) Walter Benjamin
c) Karl Marx
d) Sigmund Freud
e) C. Wright Mills

8) How many wife/wives did Paul F. Lazarsfeld has?

a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
e) 5

9) Who walked into Claude Shannon’s lecture at Princeton to ask for directions to the gents?

a) Clark Hull
b) Paul Lazarsfeld
c) Norbert Wiener
d) Albert Einstein
e) None of the above

10) Who founded experimental psychology?

a) William Wundt
b) Wilhelm James
c) Wilhelm Stumpf
d) Only (a) and (b)
e) None of the above


Answers: a, a, d, a, d, c, b, c, d, e

Produced and compiled by Lin Junjie, With inputs from Chong Zi Liang, Liew Shi Xiong, Lim Chee Harn and Low Ting Yi.

Hands on the iPhone 3G

This article first appeared in the Nanyang Chronicle, Vol 15 No 3.


For a smartphone, the iPhone is probably quite dumb by today’s standards.

It doesn’t allow you to copy-and-paste text, forward text messages, search through emails, record video, share files via Bluetooth, send multimedia messages (MMS), edit Office documents, and the list goes on. It has no hardware keyboard, no removable battery, no way to expand the memory, no support for Flash files and only a two megapixel camera.

Some of these deficiencies are startling and enough reason to keep some users away from an iPhone completely. But why would thousands of others queue at SingTel’s ComCentre on the midnight of August 22nd nevertheless, waiting some three hours to get their hands on the iPhone?

It’s all about style

There is no lack of reviews on the iPhone everywhere. Most of them, however, tend to focus on what the iPhone can or cannot do. But just like the iPods, the iPhone really is about doing things with style. Style is after all the reason why iPods are the best-selling portable music players around despite costing more and doing less than its competitors.

In the case of the iPhone, style is defined largely by an intuitive and consistent interface: intuitive because you navigate it with thumbs and fingers on virtual buttons sized comfortably for use; consistent because the same swiping, pinching and tapping finger gestures work throughout the entire iPhone operating system and its third-party applications.

Style is not about looks and feel; it is really about how things work. Examining the oft-dubbed “iPhone killers” for instance—the Samsung Omnia and the HTC Touch Diamond—reveals that there is no shortage of eye candies.

Although both phones have attempted to emulate the iPhone by allowing users to scroll through their custom interfaces with the swipe of a finger, such behaviour is not consistent throughout the entire phone.

The problem arises when users are thrown out of these custom interfaces, which are no more than application launchers, into native Windows Mobile applications. At which point, finger swiping no longer works and buttons return to their standard miniature sizes that are more suited for the pin-point precision of a stylus than for use with fingertips or thumbs.

In contrast, because the iPhone was designed from the start to be used entirely with fingers and thumbs, every aspect of the its interface works well and naturally without the need for additional input devices (the Diamond includes a stylus and the Omnia an optical mouse).

It’s about what you do

Web surfing is probably the greatest strength of the iPhone. Several of its features make surfing on it feasible and enjoyable: First, the bright, large and high-resolution screen displays text clearly and crisply; second, the swiping and pinching finger gestures allow for quick and natural navigation of webpages; and third, the built-in mobile Safari browser displays webpages quickly and accurately.

The caveats are that the iPhone’s browser cannot handle Flash (which locks you out of most web videos, as with the Omnia and the Diamond) and Java (used mainly for internet banking and some payment services).

But for just about everything else the iPhone surfs the web as well as a computer. You can access most of the university’s web services, such as StudentLink, Edventure and WebMail. Outside campus, having the internet available at your fingertips everywhere can save you the agony of wasting money on a bad product or a lousy movie.

A case in point: a day after I bought the iPhone, I went shopping for a protective case. Unsure which case out of a dozen different brands was better, I took out my iPhone, launched Safari, checked out the best-rated case on ilounge.com, picked it up and went home a happy customer.

Fix for the email addicts

I am a self-confessed email addict. Most of the time though it is not because I enjoy obsessing over them, but because how quickly I am able to respond to some emails can mean whether a last-minute story is covered in the Chronicle, or whether the editorial team gets to go home for dinner or supper on Friday of production week.

Setting up Gmail to work through IMAP on the iPhone is a breeze. It is a shame though that the university’s web mail server does not support IMAP when NUS, SMU and other major universities do.

No discussion of the iPhone emailing capabilities is complete without talking about the its touchscreen-only keyboard. Co-chief executive Mike Lazaridis of Research in Motion, the company that makes the BlackBerry, was quoted April this year in The New York Times, saying: “I couldn’t type on it and I still can’t type on it, and a lot of my friends can’t type on it. It’s hard to type on a piece of glass.”

Like Lazaridis, I thought I would have hated the iPhone’s keyboard. But I ended up liking it. Sure I make mistakes on it all the time, but the auto-correction technology works so well that I can type close to 40 words per minute on it using both thumbs now.

Ironically, for the amount of aversion the BlackBerry-maker has towards the iPhone’s keyboard, I found the lack of a real plastic keyboard a blessing in disguise. Because there’s no real buttons to press, typing requires minimal effort and results in no sore thumbs after typing a long email.

For the hopelessly lost

Finding your way around the built-in Google maps application with the scrolling, pinching and double tapping gestures beats flipping the street directory any day. And when you do make a wrong turn somewhere and find yourself lost, the built-in GPS of the iPhone 3G can locate you on the map most of the time in a matter of seconds, from which you can have the iPhone plan a route to your destination.

Surprisingly Google maps can locate precisely whatever address you throw at it, as long as a block number and street name is included. Searching for companies and restaurants is more of a hit-and-miss affair though since Google maps does not have a comprehensive database of businesses in Singapore yet.

The million dollar question

The iPhone, 3G or not, is far from perfect. Features-wise, the new iPhone continues to suffer from some serious omission of features, some of them so basic in handphones today that the question is inevitably raised of why a state-of-the-art phone can be so primitive in some areas.

Performance-wise, the new iPhone 2.0 software no longer runs as smoothly and stably as its older counterpart. Some parts of the phone now feel sluggish, particularly when searching through contacts. Some applications crash every now and then, and the phone itself hangs or restarts randomly once in a while (mine hung once and restarted twice in the three weeks of extensive use).

The iPhone 2.1 update released last Friday promises to fix all these, but until more testing is done, it remains to be seen if all the problems will be fully addressed.

For a smartphone that does a lot more, I have highlighted only three functions that the iPhone does exceptionally well in. These alone, along with the phone features of course, would have justified the price of the iPhone for me.

But for others, it could have been the iPod within—which I also use and like but did not write about in this article—having YouTube on the go, or the many third-party applications that are available to install right on the iPhone.

The iPhone is great for people who are literally addicted to the internet, want to get work done on the go and appreciate good style. For me, the two-and-a-half hours of travelling time daily can now be spent working on drafts for the Chronicle or just surfing the web—that and listening to music. Even queueing for food in canteen B becomes bearable.

But if you’re one of those who are even considering not taking up a data plan with your iPhone, you are better off spending your money elsewhere—the iPhone is about having the internet with you everywhere.

Grammar: There is/are no lack of…?

English grammar continues to confound me. Almost every time I write something, I am faced with strange cases where I cannot decide the grammatical form of a phrase or a sentence. So I resolved to learn grammar all over again, and to share my humbling learning experiences.

Today, when writing a review of the iPhone for the coming issue of Chronicle, one sentence I’ve written read: “There are no lack of reviews on the iPhone everywhere”.

I kept going back to the sentence, thinking “There is” would be more grammatical than “There are”, but wasn’t sure if my verb should follow “lack of” or “reviews”.

I consulted the Longman Dictionary of Grammar & Usage, which was kindly loaned to me by Peng Nam, and searched under the entry “Expletives”:

The word expletive is often used to mean an exclamation or a swear-word. However, as a grammatical term, an expletive refers to it or there being used as a filler, eg

  • It is certain that the temperature is too high
  • There are many new projects

The entry continues:

When there is used as a false subject, the verb agrees in number with the ‘real’ subject that follows it (ie if the ‘real’ subject is plural, the verb must be plural; if the ‘real’ subject is singular, the verb must be singular), eg:

  • There are three hammers in the box.
  • There is only one hammer with a broken handle.
  • Is there enough water for us to use?
  • Were there many doctors on duty?

In my case, it should have been “There is no lack of reviews on the iPhone everywhere”, because the “real” subject here is the “lack of reviews”, just as we’ll write “There is a lack of reviews on the iPhone everywhere” instead of “There are a lack of reviews on the iPhone everywhere”.

After sorting out my thoughts, it does seem embarrassing to be posting something as simple as this, but given that 2,430 other people have made the same mistake as me, I figured I could do with a bit of embarrassment.

Prescribed Poison

You know something is not too right when you’re prescribed drugs that are labelled as “Poison”.

Anyway, I’m on to my fourth dose of antibiotics now, argh.

When rest is a luxury

Finally off stone. 7.54pm (excluding waiting time for the sub-editor who went missing for half an hour). There might indeed be a ray of hope for a 12pm off stone, some day out there.

Rest has been such a luxury lately. The sore throat has been bugging me for more than two weeks now. It gets so bad I need paracetamol and ibuprofen to sleep at times. I have gone through two different courses of antibiotics and am starting on my third.

I saw my third doctor in two weeks two days ago, and after going through the usual modus operandi of examining a patient with a cold or sore throat—and learning that I have been through two courses of antibiotics and still am not fine—he went on to say: 多睡觉,多喝水,不要吃辣的 (get more sleep, drink more water, don’t eat spicy food).

The monotony in his voice almost made me laugh; it was as if he was dishing out words of advice to a stubborn patient who probably heeded none of them.

I was indeed guilty of not getting enough rest and sneaking up on spicy food every once in a while (food without chilli just doesn’t taste right).

And still I couldn’t heed his advice of getting enough rest after seeing him. I headed right into two days of production, managing only two hours of sleep despite my best efforts to get well soon (really doesn’t help to know school is starting two days later).

At some point of time, I started asking myself why the hell am I doing all this?

But when the paper was finally done, and I sat down for dupper (i.e. late dinner and early supper) yet again with the same faces that have stuck with me through all the depressing Thursday and Friday nights—which really should have been better spent elsewhere with our family and friends—I was also overwhelmed by gratefulness and appreciation. (Sorry Chinese, you always miss out on all the “fun” because you spoil the market by off stoning early.)

Perhaps spending ten issues producing Chronicle and knowing people like you guys would make up for all the pain and agony.

Sorry if I have been an ass and ruthless slave-driver. It probably was necessary, but still, thank you for all your hard work.

I’m not very used to bragging, but seniors and other people I know of have been full of praises for our Chronicle, and it really was because of all of you.

Four more issues to go, life should be better in no time. Hang in there.

Thank you—and please come for news conference this week.

Webmailer 1.0

Ever click on a mailto: link, only to scream in frustration as Apple Mail opens yet again?

Then check out Webmailer 1.0. I use Mail.app with Gmail on IMAP. Still, I suppose this is tremendously useful for those who don’t.

iPhone to launch in Singapore on August 22nd?

Chief operating officer of Apple, Tim Cook, said at the Apple’s quarterly financial conference call:

Confident enough in production ramp, that will be launching 20 additional countries on August 22nd, bringing total to over 40, and still expect to be selling in over 70 countries by end of year.

SingTel Optus iPhone 3G plans and pricing

SingTel Optus, one of the three Australian telcos that will be offering the iPhone come July 11th, has revealed its pricing for post-paid and pre-paid plans.

The pricing details for the plans and iPhone do a great job of confusing everybody, but we can gather that the bundled data usage with the post-paid plans are anaemic, with the cheapest plan offering only 100MB of data transfer with either 53 minutes of talk time or 200 SMS for S$25. Even the most expensive plans, which go for S$195 and S$234, offer only a maximum of 1GB of data usage.

But the anaemic data plans should be viewed together with what Optus was offering before the iPhone plans came out—and they were equally, if not more so: 10MB, 30MB and 200MB of data usage plans for S$6.50, S$13 and S$19.50 respectively. Comparatively, S$22.42 buys you virtually unlimited data usage (50GB) on SingTel. Thus we should be able to expect much more data bundled with our iPhone plans when SingTel announces its plans later.

Strangely the cost of the iPhone is not stated in full anywhere on Optus’s website, but as monthly repayment options over the period of one or two years. Longer contracts and more expensive plans give you more subsidy on the iPhone itself.

At its most expensive, the 8GB iPhone will cost S$800 for one year of the S$25-per-month contract; signing up for two years of the same contract will bring to price down to S$659. With the next cheapest plan at S$64 per month, the 8GB iPhone will cost S$580 and S$220 for one and two-years of contract respectively.